The Mendoza ISBI

Idiots do it their way


Chapter 2.5 Too much cuteness

Hey there! Well would look at that I got a another chapter for you.  Lets get stuck right in.



I sent Maya out to make some new friends as she was going stir crazy.

Maya: Hi, nice house you live in.

Yolanda: Thanks, hey aren’t you that legacy check? If we become friends does that mean I get some face time.

Maya: Maybe if I invite you to one of my parties.


Back at the house Kiwi is showing that he is a sore loser.

Kiwi: I hereby proclaim that this game sucks!

You only played it once.

Kiwi: I’m the king, do not question me.



Hey it’s Nolan.  What you up to? Gonna clean up that big puddle? put the toys away? clean the dishes?

Nolan: No I have something more important to do.



Nolan: I got to beat KingK03.

You’re playing online chess?

Nolan: I can’t let this punk beat me.



Maya: *Sigh* I knew I should have called to check on you.


Kiwi: wow this flower is amazing. I’m just going to stand here for hours looking at it.

And he did.



Kiwi: Man all this flower watching is hungry work.  I wish there was some food around here.

Cake, next to you. See it?

Kiwi: When did you put that there?

I give up.

I think it’s time for Melon to get some face time.  You ready for the cuteness?

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Melon: Omnomnomnom


Kiwi: Ok this doesn’t look to hard.  I can do this.



Kiwi: Ow that hurt.  I don’t get why daddy loves this game.

Me neither.



Kiwi: I don’t like this game.

Are you ever going to find something you DO like?



Maya: I wish I could get working on my LTW.

You will, be patient.

Kiwi: OMG the flower!

Melon(from highchair): Mama food!



Maya: Stop looking at that flower and go take your bath!

Kiwi: But mum I hate water.

Maya: No buts young man!



I don’t get this kid.  He is hydrophobic and is quite happy to play with the sprinklers. However he cries after every bath or shower.


Maya: Dad I’m really worried about you living in that little shack you call a home.  Maybe you and Jamie should come stay with us.

Tobias: That would be great, thanks.

I was unsure whether I should move him in so I flipped a coin.


So Tobias moved in to the house. I got him a cane he rolled for as soon as he moved in.



With him came Jamie, his wife who is now an adult.  I treated her to a makeover.

Jamie: This is not what I signed up for.






Also these two little cuties came with them.  Piper and Lassie. I think Lassie is the top one. I like them so they get to stay.


Kiwi: Dad read me a bedtime story.

Nolan: Go ask someone else kid.  I’m busy right now.

Lassie: I like chicken.



Nolan: Hey there little guy, want a treat?

Lassie: I’m tired of this human teasing me.  If he doesn’t give me the treat soon I’m going to bite him.


Nolan: Let me just put this plate down a sec.




First pass out! – 5

Piper: This one is creepy.

I’m with you Pip.  that is soo creepy.

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Sorry they are just soo cute.  Look at them!  I don’t think i’ve ever had puppy sims this cute.


Melon: MAMA! FOOD!!

Maya: I’ll be glad when you can feed yourself.  No more babies PLEASE!

Maya: I hate you.




Look Jamie is earning her place in the household.

Jamie: Maya has her hands full as it is.  I’m glad to help out.

Yeah, we will see if that lasts.


I wanted Jacklyn’s grave back so I sent Maya to visit Susanah and Zak.

Maya: Hi Suz, how are you? you do know your umberella is broken?





Maya: Hey Zak

Zak: She’s having an affair *sob*

Maya: It’ll be ok.

I think I will end it there. I don’t really want to hear the rest of that tale.

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Chapter 2.4 About Time

Wow! it’s been a long time since the last chapter.  I really must get better at posting these more regularly.  I did have a good excuse this time.  I was revising for a exam, which I passed! Also I got a new job.

But you don’t want to here about me.  You’re here to catch up on the Mendoza’s.

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Maya: Must be nice, going to work instead of being stuck at home.

Yes, actually it is.

Maya: So when will I be able to go back to work?

Um, not just yet. You have something else to do first.

But before well get to that here’s a few pics of Kiwi, just because he is cute.

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Kiwi: You wuv me now? ❤

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Kiwi: Mummy, why you stare at me?

Nolan: Don’t mind me just trying to get some food.

Maya: I feel strange.

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Kiwi: *gets bored and wanders off to play with manly dollhouse*

Nolan: When will I be married.


Maya: *Is pregnant* Nolan I told you I only wanted one.

Nolan: One what?

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Maya: Hey Nolan guess what, I’m pregnant again and it’s all your fault.

Nolan: That’s great honey! *is hungry*

Someone has a lot of anger, though it could be hormones.

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Nolan: This totally rocks babe

Maya: Cut it out.

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Nolan: Are you sure there’s a baby in here?

Maya: What else would it be?!

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To calm down and get away from Nolan for a bit Maya does what comes naturally to her during pregnancy and tends to her garden.

Maya: Well it won’t look after itself and I can’t rely on Nolan.  He’s always too busy with something else.

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Well he is playing chess most of the time which is great but doesn’t help with his job at the diner.  He is still at level 2

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Maya: Man I’m so good at cooking.  This looks so good.

It’s Mac & Cheese.  There is not a lot of skill involved. Plus that was leftovers you got out of the fridge. I think it was even Nolan that made that batch.

Maya: *ignores* I think there should be a new house rule.  Every meal should be Mac & cheese.

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Kiwi: ma food!

Maya: *omnomnomnom*

It’s nice to see a family eating together.  It rarely happens in my game.

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Maya: Say mummy needs a spy day.

Kiwi: What’s a spa?

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Where is Nolan while all this training is going on?

Nolan: I wish Maya would dress like that for me. I never knew you could get bacon bikinis


Nolan: What?

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Maya: Put the plate down Nolan.

Ooh someone means business.

Nolan: Ok.

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Nolan: Can we make out now.

Maya: How about getting married first

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Nolan: OK.

I will skip the soppy wedding vow nonsense as I’m sure we’ve all heard it before.

Nolan: I agree let’s just skip to the good bit.

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Nolan: And then he was trapped in a legacy for the rest of his life.

Who are you telling a ghost story to?

Nolan: my son

Stop telling stories like that to a toddler!

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Aw, it’s nice to see them doing stuff together.

Maya: I would have liked a cake like that

Nolan: *ignores*

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Maya: OMG the baby’s coming. NOLAN!

(out of frame) Kiwi: Mummy why you wet yourself?

Maya: Not now sweetie. NOLAN!!

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Nolan: so what’s up?

Maya: I’d like a taxi to the hospital please.

You changed your outfit to do that?

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So Maya takes herself to the hospital.

Where’s Nolan you ask?

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Nolan: zzz no zzz maya don’t zzzz I’m too pretty to die zzz


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Maya: Almost there. Hold on a while longer

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Hey Zak, I forgot you worked at the hospital.

Zak: I’m a sexy doctor!

Not yet but you are getting there

In case I didn’t mention it before he is now married to Susanah Forsythe, the woman who looked after him and his siblings when they were children.  I think he got a promotion here.  Level 5 now.

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Here is baby number two.  This is Melon.  He is Evil and Easily impressed.

Maya: That was HELL. No more please

I give no promises.

Nolan: *rolls want for a child*

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Maya: Here we are sweetie, this is your home now.

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Look Nolan is still awesome. he is taking out the trash, future generations have a lot to live up to.

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With Maya resting after giving birth Nolan tries to cook her a nice meal.

Nolan: Smells good maybe I will get that promotion at work. *daydreams*

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Um Nolan is it supposed to look like that.

Nolan: Don’t worry it’s all under control.  Maya will love this.

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Nolan: Ta da!

He burnt it. Makes me wonder what he does all day at the diner.

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Maya invited Tobias over to see his new grandson.  She has tried many times to get him to come over but he is always busy. (probably with is new wife, who is a young adult!) Which reminds me I must move Jacklyn’s grave to this lot.

Tobias: Thanks for finally inviting me to your new home.

Maya: Thanks for finally putting your hearing aid in so you can hear the phone ringing.

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Nolan finally gets to meet his father in law for the first time.

Tobias: So when can I take my grandson’s fishing?

Nolan: Who’s this guy?

Maya (of screen): That’s my dad, be nice.

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Maya: Dad this is Melon, your new grandson.

Tobias: Don’t touch the baby like that.

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Nolan and Tobias got along really well and bonded over a manly water balloon fight during a full moon.

Tobais: I’m glad that wasn’t a football.

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Aw, he’s playing with a bunny.  Some things never change.

I am actually debating whether to move Tobias in to live out his final years with his family.

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Meanwhile the paparazzi go from glamerous to this.

Piratepap: A pirate’s life was not for me. A paparazi I wanted to be.

Look I made a rhyme! 😀

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Nolan: A clean home is a happy home

Is that becoming a catch phase?

Nolan: I don’t want to be forgotten.  I’m too pretty to be forgotten.

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Still loves himself.

Nolan: There is nothing wrong with looking good.

No but there is a problem with standing in front of the mirror for hours while your needs drop and your kids are screaming for attention.

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Nolan: I have the power.

No you have a baby, stop watching 80’s cartoons. Put him down before you impale him on your plumbob

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Nolan: Now that I’ve impaled your brother it’s just you and me bud.

Kiwi: Wuv you papa ❤

I changed Nolan’s hair here to give him highlights in his fav colour, spice brown

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With Kiwi’s birthday approaching Maya teaches him to walk.

Maya: See it’s easy.

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Oh look random people in my legacy house. It must be party time.  I don’t know who this guy with the big ears is, I didn’t invite him.

Apollo: Wow those ears are huge!

Apollo be nice.

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Of course everyone congregates in Melon’s newly built bedroom blocking the way.

RandomDude: Hey Zak can you introduce me to your sister, she’s hot.

Zak: Sorry she’s taken.

Susanah: Do you think we could dig or way out?

Apollo: Worth a shot, got a shovel?

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Maya and Nolan finally escape and Melon is first up.

Maya: Yay!!

Miles: Hey cutie.

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The waiting gets to Nolan obviously.

Nolan: How long is she going to do that?

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Maya: *is still cheering*

Sadly she was the only one who cheered him on.

Apollo: Don’t mind me, just want some screen time.

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Of course everyone magically appears when it’s cake time.

Zak: who is that hottie?

hiddenman: OMG it’s Nolan, he’s awesome!

Nolan: I know.

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Kiwi’s turn!

Nolan: YAY mini me!

Notice how little the guests care

Bigearguy: Is that meant to happen?

Mia: I think it adds drama.

WomaninPurple: OMG a baby. Kill me now!

Is there some kind of party radar because I did not invite these people.

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Kiwi: wee birthday sparkles.

MendozaBoys: *forms queue for cake in age order*

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Nolan: *stares at Mia*

Maya: I hope you aren’t staring at my sister’s boobs.

Nolan: Just cleaning up dear. *stares at boobs*

Mia: Where did she find him, he’s hot

Hands off you.  Also notice Kiwi cleaning.

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Nolan: Damn the sink’s broken

Can’t you fix it?

Nolan: Nope. *goes outside to play chess*

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Oh yes time for Kiwi’s makeover.

Kiwi: yay a drawer!

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Here he is, isn’t he cute. I love that hat. His new trait is eccentric by the way.

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Suprisingly Nolan did this all by himself.  Best. Sim. Ever!

Nolan: You are too kind.

Melon: Where the poop go?

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Just a pic to show you what he looks like.  He got Maya’s pink eyes along with Jacklyn’s hair.  Such a cutie.

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Here is Kiwi proving he can be just as awesome as his dad. We will see if that lasts.

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Look I got the sitting on a toilet shot.  Woo!

Kiwi: This is my thinking chair. please leave me alone

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That’s all for this time.  I will leave you with these pics of Maya’s new everday outfits.  I recently downloaded some new stuff from the store and couldn’t resist trying them out.

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