The Mendoza ISBI

Idiots do it their way


Chapter 4.4 Holy Cheesepuffs

Last time Martha was born and was aged up to a toddler, Koi & Lucky got married, Maya retired and another baby was conceived.



The families new puppy is proving to be a miniature pain in the butt.  The only trait he has is destructive so Lucky is constantly scolding him for this behaviour.

K9: But what if there’s a Cybermat under here.

I highly doubt there is.


Lucky was invited to a party at Cookie Crisp’s house but before she goes we have a cute baby bump moment.  She definately takes after her mother with her choice of maternity wear!

Koi: I think it’s singing!

Lucky: Nah that’s just my phone.


Lucky: Hi sis! Nice party. By the way I’m pregnant.

CC: Good for you.

Note: Cookie Crisp now has 3 children.  Before the party she gave birth to a son, Frank.



Later that evening…

Lucky: Uh oh, not good.

To the hospital!


Lucky: Hang on little buddy, just a little bit further.


Koi joined Lucky at the hospital shortly after.

Koi: At least this one will be mine.



It’s a boy! Meet Rory.  Rory is eccentric and loves the outdoors.

He is named after Rory Williams, husband of Amy Pond and companion to the eleventh doctor.


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Meanwhile back home.

Melon: How did I end up with babysitting duties.

Because you love your granddaughter. 😀


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I found this very cute.  Piper came out and went to sleep on Tobias’ old bed.

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Magrat: I had nothing to do with this.

Nope, she just saw a ghost.  At least she isn’t loosing me any points.

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Lucky: Wonderful another cake.

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Lucky: Right, get on with it.

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Lucky: Man I’m awesome.

Rory: I think I have sparkles in my ear.

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He is so adorable and he got Koi’s hair.  ❤  Going to be hard to pick a fav this gen I feel.

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Maid: For the last time I am not your chew toy! 😡

Seymour: I like to tenderise meat before eating.

Maid: O_o

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Hey look someone found the new piano.

Melon: I’m a natural at this.

Martha: I disagree grandpa

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The other cake was for Martha, they grow up so fast.

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Magrat: We need a new maid, this one stinks.

Maya: OMG a door! When did we get that!

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Martha: My brain hurts.

Lucky: It’ll pass.

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I have been waiting so long for a sim that suits that hair.  Martha’s new trait is Vegetarian.

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Lucky: So now the kids have grown up want to make more?

Koi: *giggles*


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Lucky: You brought cake?

Koi: What? Woohoo makes me hungry.

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Lucky is finally getting some better cases.  For this one she had to search the mail and rubbish of Naomi Nita.  I love the faces she pulls.

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Lucky: Did I just hear a car door? Please don’t let anyone see me like this.

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Lucky: So I looked through her mail and garbage like you asked.  Here’s what I found.

Ariel: Great thanks.

That makes 4/35 cases solved.  Still a long way to go.

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Holy Cheesepuffs what’s that!

Martha: I see nothing odd.

Magrat: If I don’t make eye contact I will be fine.

I had a bad piece of CC.  This is what I get for downloading a sim from the exchange.  I removed the offending article and Martha returned to a normal child.

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Lucky: I do not approve of ghosts in my kitchen.

Jacklyn: But I just wanted to say hi.

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Oh look another baby is on the way. 😀

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Maya NO!

Maya: Oh death is pretty. ❤

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Death: Maya Mendoza It’s time to go.

Nolan: Maya? Honey? No it’s too soon. *wails* *sobs*

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Death: Listen, just get in the urn, this guy is getting on my nerves.

Nolan: Maya, no don’t leave me here alone.

Lucky: What’s going on here? Grandma?

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Lucky: Grandma no. *sobs*

Jacklyn: What’s going on?

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Maya was 106 when she died.  She had a good long life now she and Nolan are together again.

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Heh heh, looks like Koi might be pregnant too.  This is the best thing about having two woman as a couple.  You get the babies out quicker! XD

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While out and about, I forget why Lucky does the pregnancy pop.  In the background you can see Giggles.

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She appears to be teaching her daughter Jan to talk.  She and Ready Brek are expecting another child.  Is it a good thing letting the spares have so many children?

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I took pity on the poor girl and gave her a makeover.

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Back home Martha does her homework without being asked in her yet to be decorated bedroom.  I love this kid.

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Lucky: Ok kid say swimming pool.

Rory: Potty stinks.

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And finally proof that Koi was indeed pregnant as well.

Oh and they got 100,000 simoleons. +20


Torch Holders: 3

Every birth: (+5) 13 x 5 = 65

Heir/Spouse Portrait: +5  6 x 5 = 30

Life Time Wish Achievements: (+25) 2 x 25 = 50

Each Sim that gets on Honor Roll/deans list: (+5) 4 x 5 = 20

Every 100,000 Simoleons : ( +20) 2 x 20 = 20

Each sim that reaches top of Career : (+10) 0

Accidental Deaths: (-10) 0

Social Worker Visits: (-15) 0

Passing Out: (-5) 40 x 5 = 180

Each Sim that failing school:  (-5) 0

Fires: (-5) 4 x 5 = 20

Fights: (-5) 0

Self Wettings: (-5) 21 x 5 = 105

Total: – 100




Chapter 4.3 Starting a Family

Last time Lucky met the Daye girls, she chose Koi but still concieved a child with 24HourSpar and Seymour developed a taste for my sims.

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Magrat: That puddle has nothing to do with me.

Maya: Well it certainly isn’t mine.

What a way to kick things off. -5

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Elsewhere Melon (in his work gear) is making an effort to get to know Koi.  She gets along with everyone really well.  The main reason they are talking in this room is because Koi has the childish trait and was playing with Lucky & CC’s old toys.

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On the other side of town a very pregnant Lucky is interviewing this woman, I think her name is Jeanie or something for a case.  I can’t remember what it was about or why the interview is taking place in a public toilet

Lucky: So I was thinking of Handles if it’s a boy.

Jeanie: That’s er different.

Note: For those who don’t watch Doctor who Handles is the cyberman head the eleventh doctor has with him in the 2013 christmas special ‘The Time of the Doctor’

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I thought we got rid of those things?

Lucky: But it’s so adorable, how could I possible part with it.

Crush. Kill. Destroy!

Lucky: That’s a little OTT

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Back home Koi found one of the guitars.  Which is good really because she has a job at the theatre.  She gained a point in guitar doing this so she’s in my good books at the moment.

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I realised Jeanie, the woman Lucky interviewed lived right next door so I sent Lucky over to make friends.

Lucky: I never thought juggling would be a good way to impress celebs.

Jeanie: Depends what your juggling.  Gold rings work well.

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Lucky: So. Much. Pain.

Yay baby time! 😀  Wait hang on, this isn’t right.

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There that’s better.

Lucky: You prolonged my pain just to redecorate.


Maya: I like it.

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It’s a girl! Meet Martha.  Martha is Insane & Hydrophobic

She is named after Martha Jones, companion to the Tenth Doctor



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With the arrival of little Martha me and Lucky decide it’s time to take her relationship with Koi to the next level.  So I fulfil this wish Lucky had to set the mood.

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Then spam some romantic interactions.

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Then Lucky pops the question.

Lucky: I have something to ask you honey.

Koi: What is it?

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Lucky: Will you take this shiney and marry me?

Koi: OMG!

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Koi: Yes I will.

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Koi: It’s so pretty.

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Of course they have to celebrate afterwards. ; )


Ha ha! Melon still likes sketching.  His latest model is Lucky.


I think she likes it, love that face.


Aw, nana Magrat found the baby.

Magrat: I want 10 of these please. *rolls wish*

I don’t usually lock in wishes for anyone but the TH but Lucky’s siblings have been busy.

Cookie Crisp had another baby, a boy named Frank

Ready Brek had a little girl called Jan

All Bran had a boy called Ricky.

Add those to Martha and Cookie Crisp’s twins and Magrat already has 6 grandchildren so I locked it in.  Melon rolled the same wish shortly after, I thought it was sweet.


Right, lets see what Martha looks like.

Lucky: You haven’t even finished redecorating.

I haven’t had the time. Don’t worry I’ll get there.


Lucky: Right there you go, get on with it.


Everyone else stayed to cheer the poor kid on.


She got 24HourSpar’s hair! so pleased, as is tradition in this legacy I changed her tips to her fav colour. I really like her grey eyes, not sure where she got those from.  She is really cute though



Looks like Martha is getting a little brother or sister soon.



I cheated a little and got Maya to paint Melon’s potrait.  She took frigging ages to do it.  Looks ok though.  Thank you Maya!


Lucky: It’s potty time!

Martha: Can’t hold it

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Look at that smile in the last pic.  Looks like she takes after Magrat’s side of the family.

This is a good bit.  Magrat went and got Martha out of her crib, set her down…

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Stole candy from her.



Then reverted back to kind Nana Magrat and gave Martha a bottle.  This had me laughing so much.  XD


Lucky: I’m not a fan of big weddings, want a private wedding right here?

Koi: Sure.

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The new Mrs & Mrs Mendoza, lovely. ❤


Koi then tries to improve her relationship with Maya by joining her on the dancefloor.

Maya: You have a long way to go to catch me up dearie.


So since the naming theme this gen is Doctor Who companions I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to get them a dog called K9.  I was going to make one and colour it like K9 but the red eyes just made it look super creepy.  I adopted a puppy instead.

K9: Feed me please.


Maya: Aww you are so cute

K9: Affirmative


As a reward for doing potraits for me I let Maya retire.

Maya: *polite clapping*


I laughed when Koi came over to cheer for Maya and whipped out a protest sign.

And finally I shall end how we started, with a fail.


Lucky: I want to hold her.




Next time more babies and other stuff.

Torch Holders: 3

Every birth: (+5) 12 x 5 = 60

Heir/Spouse Portrait: +5  6 x 5 = 30

Life Time Wish Achievements: (+25) 2 x 25 = 50

Each Sim that gets on Honor Roll/deans list: (+5) 4 x 5 = 20

Every 100,000 Simoleons : ( +20) 1 x 20 = 20

Each sim that reaches top of Career : (+10) 0

Accidental Deaths: (-10) 0

Social Worker Visits: (-15) 0

Passing Out: (-5) 40 x 5 = 180

Each Sim that failing school:  (-5) 0

Fires: (-5) 4 x 5 = 20

Fights: (-5) 0

Self Wettings: (-5) 21 x 5 = 105

Total: – 125