The Mendoza ISBI

Idiots do it their way


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Chapter 1.2 Meet & Greet

Hi thanks for coming back.  Hopefully a little more will happen this time.

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Jacklyn: So you look like your loaded, can you lend me some money?

Jacklyn had a wish to mooch a large amount. The heavily pregnant woman Jacklyn is mooching off is Jane Doe.

Jane: I can spare 10 simoleons, will that help you?

You got to love EA’s definition of a large amount to mooch.

Jacklyn: I don’t.  Look at her house, she must have more to spare than $10.

Yes but she also has 3 children with another on the way.

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Jacklyn became friends with Jane and she agreed to let Jacklyn stay the night.

Jacklyn: Better than sleeping in a field.

She got her revenge on the pitiful amount Jane gave her by fulfilling her wish to steal candy from a baby.

Jacklyn: This is too good for a kid this young.  I’ll just give it one of this rotten hot dogs instead. *chucks*

This is Jacklyn in one of her rare evil moments.

Jacklyn: What do you mean rare! I’m evil 24/7.

*cough* flower lover *cough*

Jacklyn: That’s a bad cough you have.

Yoink

Jacklyn loved the guest room so much she took the lamp and mirror.

Jacklyn: These will look nice in my bedroom, when I get one

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Tada! You don’t have a bedroom as such, but you do have a house of sorts.

Jacklyn: It’s about time! A bit small though.

Beggars can’t be choosers.

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Here’s what it looks like inside.  Everything except the windows, door and bed are stolen.  I don’t think you can steal beds which is why I got her one.

Jacklyn: It’s not much but at least I don’t have to sleep on that sofa in the middle of a field.

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To celebrate having a roof over her head Jacklyn heads over to the park to have a snowcone. (Which I never realised were free!)

Jacklyn: ARGH Brainfreeze!!

Well that serves you right for eating it so fast.

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She was then invited to participate in an eating challenge by this guy.

Jacklyn: I never turn down a challenge.

Especially when you’re hungry.

OMG I WON

Jacklyn: I WON! I WON!

BlueCapGuy: BLEUGH!!!

He ran off and was never seen again.  Seriously, he vanished from her friend list.

Jacklyn: Shame, he was cute.

Maybe try not scaring the next one off?

hello

Fausto: Well hello cutie. ❤

Jacklyn: Er, hi. (get me away from this creep)

Nope, you have to make friends with people, just suck it up and be nice.

Jacklyn: (I’m not sucking anything!)

flirting

Jacklyn: I’m getting really tired, I should probably go home.

Fausto: Need someone to keep you warm. *eyebrow waggle*

Jacklyn: No thanks. *runs away at top speed*

Wow I didn’t know you could move so fast.

Jacklyn: I can when the need calls for it.

Marina

Jacklyn: Hi, I’m new in town. Nice place you have here.

Marina: It’s always nice to meet a new face.  I get so lonely, my husband works long hours.

Funny story this woman is Fausto’s wife!

Jacklyn: (that creep is married!)

bathroom

Still they have some nice stuff.

Jacklyn: You mean had! Ha, I’m so funny.

Just take the stuff and run.

Jacklyn: Yoink! 😀

 


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Chapter 1.1: Starting at Midnight

Welcome to my first legacy story, the Mendoza Legacy. This is a thief legacy, rules can be found in the ‘about’ section.  As this is my first time writing something like this so I don’t know how good it will be. I am just having fun playing with the sims and hopefully the writing will get better as I go along. 🙂

The neighbourhood I have chosen to start this legacy in is Midnight Hollow which is available from the Sims 3 store.  It can be found here. Despite being a bit dark it is actually quite a pretty town with some interesting looking sims.

Jacklyn arrives at new home

This is our founder Jacklyn Mendoza, she is Evil, A Mooch, A Kleptomanic, Family Orientated and Handy. Her LTW is Possesion is 9 10ths of the law.

Say hi to everyone Jacklyn.

Jacklyn: Never mind that what I am doing in this field?

That field is your home.

Jacklyn: You. Have. GOT. To. Be. Kidding

Nope that’s your home.  You have to beg, borrow and steal to get enough money to build anything on that field.

Jacklyn: Can’t we come to some arangement on that?

Nope.

Jacklyn: 😡

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Jacklyn is in the park I added opposite her field.  I sent her to harvest the crops and fruit trees growing there so she would have a source of free food to keep her going for a while

Jacklyn: Can’t I have a step or something, these apples are high up.

Stop moaning and get on with it.

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There are also an abundance of wild flowers here.  I love these as some can be rare and have high sale prices.  A great source of income.

Jacklyn: Yes and they smell nice too, can I keep them?

Maybe a couple of the cheap ones to decorate your home (when you get one!)

Jacklyn: Not funny, I don’t see you living in a field.

I’d like to think I wouldn’t agree to do a legacy without knowing what’s involved first.

Jacklyn: 😡

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Another great source of income is rummaging.  Time to get your hands dirty Jacklyn.

Jacklyn: Can’t I stick to the flowers, they smell nicer.

Variety keeps things interesting.

Jacklyn: Yes but can variety not include garbage cans?

Despite her whinging she found a couple of gems and a teddy bear as well as a truck load of rubbish.

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With 7pm fast approaching it is time for Jacklyn to meet her first victim *ahem* I mean neighbour.  This is Samatha, she lives next to Jacklyn’s field.

Samantha: It’s nice to meet you, but why do you smell like you’ve been rolling in garbage.

Jacklyn: Um, you probably don’t want to know.  Listen I’ve just moved here and my house hasn’t been built yet. Could I use your shower?

Samantha: Sure come on in.  I’d be glad to help you out.

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After cleaning up Jacklyn’s mind turned to other things, like the main reason she is here in the first place.

Jacklyn: Mwahahahaha!!!

Samantha: O.o

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Jacklyn: This is nice, yoink!

That is a great start, keep it up!

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She also stole the PC but that was it for the useful items.

Jacklyn: Curtains and lights are always useful

If you say so.  Higher priced items would be nicer and help more towards your LTW.

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The next day I send Jacklyn back to the park.  She is on a mission to find a man, however she is not having much luck at finding a decent one.  This is Lucien Hyde he is a struggling artist who looks a bit like Marilyn Manson.

Jacklyn: We can still make use of him, can’t we?

Of course, he has a nice house in town so you will be visiting him later on.

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Jacklyn then got stuck talking to the mascot.

Jacklyn: I am beginning to think everyone here is a freak

That is your assumption after meeting 3 people?!

Jacklyn: What? I say what I see.

And that’s all for now.  Hopefully there will be more interesting things happening next time.  I hope you will come back.  Thanks for reading and let me know what you think. x