Wow! it’s been a long time since the last chapter. I really must get better at posting these more regularly. I did have a good excuse this time. I was revising for a exam, which I passed! Also I got a new job.
But you don’t want to here about me. You’re here to catch up on the Mendoza’s.
Maya: Must be nice, going to work instead of being stuck at home.
Yes, actually it is.
Maya: So when will I be able to go back to work?
Um, not just yet. You have something else to do first.
But before well get to that here’s a few pics of Kiwi, just because he is cute.
Kiwi: You wuv me now? ❤
Kiwi: Mummy, why you stare at me?
Nolan: Don’t mind me just trying to get some food.
Maya: I feel strange.
Kiwi: *gets bored and wanders off to play with manly dollhouse*
Nolan: When will I be married.
Maya: *Is pregnant* Nolan I told you I only wanted one.
Nolan: One what?
Maya: Hey Nolan guess what, I’m pregnant again and it’s all your fault.
Nolan: That’s great honey! *is hungry*
Someone has a lot of anger, though it could be hormones.
Nolan: This totally rocks babe
Maya: Cut it out.
Nolan: Are you sure there’s a baby in here?
Maya: What else would it be?!
To calm down and get away from Nolan for a bit Maya does what comes naturally to her during pregnancy and tends to her garden.
Maya: Well it won’t look after itself and I can’t rely on Nolan. He’s always too busy with something else.
Well he is playing chess most of the time which is great but doesn’t help with his job at the diner. He is still at level 2
Maya: Man I’m so good at cooking. This looks so good.
It’s Mac & Cheese. There is not a lot of skill involved. Plus that was leftovers you got out of the fridge. I think it was even Nolan that made that batch.
Maya: *ignores* I think there should be a new house rule. Every meal should be Mac & cheese.
Kiwi: ma food!
It’s nice to see a family eating together. It rarely happens in my game.
Maya: Say mummy needs a spy day.
Kiwi: What’s a spa?
Where is Nolan while all this training is going on?
Nolan: I wish Maya would dress like that for me. I never knew you could get bacon bikinis
Maya: Put the plate down Nolan.
Ooh someone means business.
Nolan: Can we make out now.
Maya: How about getting married first
I will skip the soppy wedding vow nonsense as I’m sure we’ve all heard it before.
Nolan: I agree let’s just skip to the good bit.
Nolan: And then he was trapped in a legacy for the rest of his life.
Who are you telling a ghost story to?
Nolan: my son
Stop telling stories like that to a toddler!
Aw, it’s nice to see them doing stuff together.
Maya: I would have liked a cake like that
Maya: OMG the baby’s coming. NOLAN!
(out of frame) Kiwi: Mummy why you wet yourself?
Maya: Not now sweetie. NOLAN!!
Nolan: so what’s up?
Maya: I’d like a taxi to the hospital please.
You changed your outfit to do that?
So Maya takes herself to the hospital.
Where’s Nolan you ask?
Nolan: zzz no zzz maya don’t zzzz I’m too pretty to die zzz
Maya: Almost there. Hold on a while longer
Hey Zak, I forgot you worked at the hospital.
Zak: I’m a sexy doctor!
Not yet but you are getting there
In case I didn’t mention it before he is now married to Susanah Forsythe, the woman who looked after him and his siblings when they were children. I think he got a promotion here. Level 5 now.
Here is baby number two. This is Melon. He is Evil and Easily impressed.
Maya: That was HELL. No more please
I give no promises.
Nolan: *rolls want for a child*
Maya: Here we are sweetie, this is your home now.
Look Nolan is still awesome. he is taking out the trash, future generations have a lot to live up to.
With Maya resting after giving birth Nolan tries to cook her a nice meal.
Nolan: Smells good maybe I will get that promotion at work. *daydreams*
Um Nolan is it supposed to look like that.
Nolan: Don’t worry it’s all under control. Maya will love this.
Nolan: Ta da!
He burnt it. Makes me wonder what he does all day at the diner.
Maya invited Tobias over to see his new grandson. She has tried many times to get him to come over but he is always busy. (probably with is new wife, who is a young adult!) Which reminds me I must move Jacklyn’s grave to this lot.
Tobias: Thanks for finally inviting me to your new home.
Maya: Thanks for finally putting your hearing aid in so you can hear the phone ringing.
Nolan finally gets to meet his father in law for the first time.
Tobias: So when can I take my grandson’s fishing?
Nolan: Who’s this guy?
Maya (of screen): That’s my dad, be nice.
Maya: Dad this is Melon, your new grandson.
Tobias: Don’t touch the baby like that.
Nolan and Tobias got along really well and bonded over a manly water balloon fight during a full moon.
Tobais: I’m glad that wasn’t a football.
Aw, he’s playing with a bunny. Some things never change.
I am actually debating whether to move Tobias in to live out his final years with his family.
Meanwhile the paparazzi go from glamerous to this.
Piratepap: A pirate’s life was not for me. A paparazi I wanted to be.
Look I made a rhyme! 😀
Nolan: A clean home is a happy home
Is that becoming a catch phase?
Nolan: I don’t want to be forgotten. I’m too pretty to be forgotten.
Still loves himself.
Nolan: There is nothing wrong with looking good.
No but there is a problem with standing in front of the mirror for hours while your needs drop and your kids are screaming for attention.
Nolan: I have the power.
No you have a baby, stop watching 80’s cartoons. Put him down before you impale him on your plumbob
Nolan: Now that I’ve impaled your brother it’s just you and me bud.
Kiwi: Wuv you papa ❤
I changed Nolan’s hair here to give him highlights in his fav colour, spice brown
With Kiwi’s birthday approaching Maya teaches him to walk.
Maya: See it’s easy.
Oh look random people in my legacy house. It must be party time. I don’t know who this guy with the big ears is, I didn’t invite him.
Apollo: Wow those ears are huge!
Apollo be nice.
Of course everyone congregates in Melon’s newly built bedroom blocking the way.
RandomDude: Hey Zak can you introduce me to your sister, she’s hot.
Zak: Sorry she’s taken.
Susanah: Do you think we could dig or way out?
Apollo: Worth a shot, got a shovel?
Maya and Nolan finally escape and Melon is first up.
Miles: Hey cutie.
The waiting gets to Nolan obviously.
Nolan: How long is she going to do that?
Maya: *is still cheering*
Sadly she was the only one who cheered him on.
Apollo: Don’t mind me, just want some screen time.
Of course everyone magically appears when it’s cake time.
Zak: who is that hottie?
hiddenman: OMG it’s Nolan, he’s awesome!
Nolan: I know.
Nolan: YAY mini me!
Notice how little the guests care
Bigearguy: Is that meant to happen?
Mia: I think it adds drama.
WomaninPurple: OMG a baby. Kill me now!
Is there some kind of party radar because I did not invite these people.
Kiwi: wee birthday sparkles.
MendozaBoys: *forms queue for cake in age order*
Nolan: *stares at Mia*
Maya: I hope you aren’t staring at my sister’s boobs.
Nolan: Just cleaning up dear. *stares at boobs*
Mia: Where did she find him, he’s hot
Hands off you. Also notice Kiwi cleaning.
Nolan: Damn the sink’s broken
Can’t you fix it?
Nolan: Nope. *goes outside to play chess*
Oh yes time for Kiwi’s makeover.
Kiwi: yay a drawer!
Here he is, isn’t he cute. I love that hat. His new trait is eccentric by the way.
Suprisingly Nolan did this all by himself. Best. Sim. Ever!
Nolan: You are too kind.
Melon: Where the poop go?
Just a pic to show you what he looks like. He got Maya’s pink eyes along with Jacklyn’s hair. Such a cutie.
Here is Kiwi proving he can be just as awesome as his dad. We will see if that lasts.
Look I got the sitting on a toilet shot. Woo!
Kiwi: This is my thinking chair. please leave me alone
That’s all for this time. I will leave you with these pics of Maya’s new everday outfits. I recently downloaded some new stuff from the store and couldn’t resist trying them out.
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