The Mendoza ISBI

Idiots do it their way

Chapter 5.7 The One where the idiots can’t find the Toilet


Hey I’m back! A lot has happened since I last posted.  First I was ill, then after recovering from that I got some great news! I found out I am pregnant.  Which I would be enjoying more if it weren’t for the morning sickness, tiredness and lack of appetite I have currently.  Hense why I haven’t posted anything in a while.

But that’s enough about me.

So what happened last time? *goes back to last chapter to check* Oh that’s right! The quads grew up, much skilling was done and potential future spouses were met.

To kick things off we have…


Lucky: I just couldn’t hold it in any longer.

You are in a BATHROOM! -5


Bran: *transforms*

Toan: *le gasp*

24hourspar: Nothing this family does suprises me anymore.

Rickon: *fails*



Look I found Susan’s hair again! I am so happy, she never looked right with anything else.

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This crowd of idiots can mean only one thing, PARTY!

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It’s a costume party for the twins birthday.  The heir vote is getting closer.

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Viserys is up first, his younger siblings all look so exited don’t they.

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Wow, if he is anything to go by I have high hopes for the rest of them.  His new trait is Irresistable.

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Dani is next.


Rickon: I want ice cream too.

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Bran: Hey sis, you’re blocking the way to the cake.

Dani: *doesn’t care*

Dani’s new trait is Ambitious.  She doesn’t look too bad, needs a little work though.

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There, much better.  I think she is my fav so far.

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Everyone: Doorbell.

It’s just that damn Llama, ignore it.

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Eddard: Oh crud.


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Rory and Koi got stuck in a corner and did not get along the whole time.


Let’s check in with the rest of the family.

Max: I’m so sorry.






I hate you all.


At least Susan is doing something useful.


I don’t want my TH to waste all her time cleaning though.  I got a butler. Her name is janis Macon and she is really pretty.  Please don’t make me regret this.  I didn’t like the way she looked so…


There much better. 🙂

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These two came home from school with the quads.  They are Sharon and Kraig Winters, children of Airdale and Rham.


Eddard and Sharon started a conversation which was nice, it didn’t last long though.  Eddard felt the need for a bedtime story.

I am considering her as a future spouse.


With cleaning duties delegated to Janis. Susan works on her LTW and what better way to do it than in your swimwear, in the hail.


Eddard’s quest for a bedtime story did not end well.



Rickon: I am so great!


I love that kids can do homework on the tablets. ❤


Relations between mother and daughter turn sour as Susan’s insane trait kicks in and she insults Lucky.


Just a calming picture to show you that on occasion they can act like a normal family.


The king cleans his throne! XD

Rickon: Not funny.


The rocking horse is proving popular.


Hold up! What is this I spy.  Surely not someone skilling of their own free will!

Viserys: The girls love a nerd.


Bran: That story was way too scary Grandma

Koi: Wimp.



What?! Another one skilling on his of free will!

I have to end it here as I have no more pictures.  Hopefully I will be able to post more frequently again.

Torch Holders: 4

Every birth: (+5) 29 x 5 = 105

Heir/Spouse Portrait: +5  10 x 5 = 50

Life Time Wish Achievements: (+25) 3 x 25 = 75

Each Sim that gets on Honor Roll/deans list: (+5) 4 x 5 = 20

Every 100,000 Simoleons : ( +20) 2 x 20 = 20

Each sim that reaches top of Career : (+10) 2 x 10 = 20

Accidental Deaths: (-10) 0

Social Worker Visits: (-15) 0

Passing Out: (-5) 44 x 5 = 200

Each Sim that failing school:  (-5) 0

Fires: (-5) 4 x 5 = 20

Fights: (-5) 0

Self Wettings: (-5) 47 x 5 = 235

Total: – 105


11 thoughts on “Chapter 5.7 The One where the idiots can’t find the Toilet

  1. Pregnant!! Congratulations to you both! That is very exciting news and I hope the morning sickness will let up soon for you. I wish I lived closer because I would buy you a onesie with a plumbob on it lol.

    I’m glad you found Susan’s old hair. I have to agree that she didn’t look the same in anything else. That hairstyle is perfect for her!

    I haven’t played with butlers too much. I think I got one once in an old file that corrupted itself and they were very handy. He did all the cooking and cleaning and then was always hanging around by the pool lol.

    A child cleaning the toilet? Wow, your game really decided to be nice to you lol. Sure there were plenty of fails but it seems like they are all keeping themselves entertained at least.

    Congrats again and it’s great to see a post from you! Missed talking to you 🙂

    • Thanks 🙂 A onesie sounds good at the moment, just cuddled up on the sofa nice and warm.
      I was so pleased I found Susan’s hair again. I actually found it as a package file somewhere, can’t remember the exact site but I got Dani’s hair from the same place.
      I have had a butler before but he managed to electrocute himself whilst mending the dishwasher. Janis has been very handy so far, even though she does have a tendency to walk around with a stink cloud! 😀
      Well, for now at least, it won’t last!
      Aw, it’s nice to be missed. ❤

  2. OH MY GOODNESS! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! If you don’t mind me prying a tiny bit, how far are you along? That’s wonderful news, although the morning sickness, tiredness, and lack of appetite sound less than exciting—that’s for sure D= I hope that goes away soon.

    Now, yes, onto the chapter:

    AHHHHHH DANI IS SO FREAKING CUTE! Look at her little muffin face and that adorable bow and oh my gosh! She kind of reminds me of Susan, but she’s different enough that she looks unique. Plus I just love her eye shape—and her eye-liner really makes that pop. ^_^

    WOW THOUGH, THAT STREAM OF INCONTINENCE. It’s like they forgot that toilets even EXISTED. Your poor score ;__;

    Here’s hoping these guys remember the function of a toilet next chapter! Also, great to see you around again. Like Tam said, I missed talking to you too!! ❤

    • Thanks and no I don’t mind, I am 11 weeks now. I am hoping the sickness won’t last too much longer.
      Dani is adorable, she does look a bit like Susan but I don’t think she’s a clone so that’s ok. I had only just got that hair when I made her over and I just had to use it. It’s so cute. ❤
      It's the bedtime stories that do that. It's a nightmare! So glad they grow up soon.
      Thanks, it's nice to be missed. Hopefully I will be back to normal posting schedule now.

  3. Congrats on your pregnancy! That’s wonderful!

    Oooh the kids grew up so well 😀 Next generation is promising!

    Ah Rham, you have fathered gorgeous children. Keep up the good work.

    I sure hope that butler does her job right…though garbage cleaning is already quite promising.

    • Thanks 🙂
      The kids grew up very well, I am so looking forward to seeing them as teens.
      Yeah, Rham’s kids are super cute.
      The butler is doing ok at the moment, I hope it stays that way.

  4. Arya had my vote just cuz… Congrats on the baby news! Just don’t go listening to any kids music ok 😉
    I am a new reader, sent here courtesy of blamsart, and I have to say I am loving the craziness 😀

  5. Congratulations!! Ah I’m so excited for you!

    I agree, the kids grew up well! How well I ever vote? Lol!

  6. Two years late, but yay for pregnancy! I guess I can look forward to finding the baby announcement somewhere in here…

    OMG, so much fail. You sure you potty trained those kids?

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